Koala Novels

Chapter 1

A Quarter Past Three

The chandelier comes down at a quarter past three.

I wake up on the dais with my veil bunched under one shoulder, the string quartet still finishing the processional like nothing has happened, and a sound in my head that wasn't there ten minutes ago. Six hundred guests under the Petroleum Club's coffered ceiling, every one of them quiet and watching, and I can hear all of them anyway. Not their breathing. The other thing.

Pierce kneels next to me. He takes my hand the way he took it the night he proposed on the bridge over Buffalo Bayou, both of us in coats, his thumb on my knuckle.

"Sweetheart," he says. "You look perfect today."

[Pity she's a dead woman walking. Once her parents' trust clears, I'm free.]

Lyla — maid of honor, twenty-six years old, the friendship bracelet from St. John's still on her right wrist under the cuff of her dress — kneels on my other side. She squeezes my fingers. Her mascara is doing the thing it does when she wants to be seen crying.

"Nomi. Baby. You deserve every second of this."

[Get on with it already. Once she's gone, Pierce is mine. So is the trust.]

They don't know I can hear them.

The quartet finishes. Daddy lifts me up by both elbows like I weigh nothing and the photographer drops to one knee for the shot. Lyla steps down off the dais two paces ahead of Pierce, toward the head table, and her right ankle gives — a small theatrical wobble in four-inch Manolos, palm out, lipstick parted — and Pierce, on cue, breaks toward her like he has been rehearsing this move in a hotel mirror. Which, I now know, he has.

I catch his sleeve.

I put my mouth against his ear. The microphone clipped to his lapel is still hot, but I keep my voice under it.

"Don't be in a hurry, sweetheart. You go over there now, you don't get a dollar of mine when I'm dead."

Pierce goes still. Every long line of him locks up inside the suit.

The look on Pierce's face freezes around the edges.

He turns his head toward me, slow, and for one second the panic flashes through his eyes naked. Then the practiced thing comes down over it.

"Sweetheart, what are you saying. Are you still dizzy."

[How could she possibly know. It's not possible. Nobody could — could she have heard me? No. There is no such thing. She's guessing. She's bluffing me.]

His thoughts come at me like a fire alarm somebody won't turn off.

I let go of his sleeve and give him a smile a degree warmer than the one he gave me.

"I'm a little dizzy, that's true. Something in here smells rotten."

The guests in the front rows are starting to murmur. Lyla is still on the floor in her perfect collapsed-swan pose, lashes wet, looking up at us like she's the one who got hit by a chandelier.

[Naomi, you absolute bitch. Stop making a scene. I should have let the chandelier finish the job.]

The smile gets a little wider. There it is. My best friend since the fifth grade, and she'd have signed off on the dead-bride version of this afternoon without losing sleep.

Lovely. My best friend wants me dead too.

Pierce reaches for my elbow, the husband-of-the-year version of him already reassembling.

"Nomi, baby. Don't make this a thing. Everyone's watching."

[I have to keep her on the rails. The wedding has to happen. If she walks off this stage, everything is over.]

I step out of his reach and walk straight past him to the officiant, who is staring at me like a man who has not been paid enough for what is about to happen. I take the wireless mic out of his hand. I clear my throat. The room — six hundred people, three senators, two photographers, PaperCity on assignment — drops into a kind of silence I have never personally caused before.

"Thank y'all for coming," I say. "I know how busy everyone is."

I look at Pierce, who has gone the color of printer paper. I look at Lyla, who has stopped pretending her ankle hurts.

"But I'm calling the wedding off."

The room comes apart.

My mother gets to me first. Margot Caldwell in custom Carolina Herrera at speed across a ballroom is a thing to see. She gets the mic out of my hand before Daddy is even up the stairs, and she puts it to her mouth in the voice she uses for charity-luncheon disasters.

"Y'all, Naomi took a real bump on the head this morning, the doctor's already on the way. Let's give her a minute and we'll get this beautiful day back on track. Open bar's still open, sweethearts. Back on track."

The doubled phrase is for me.

Daddy takes my arm at the elbow and walks me two steps upstage so the photographers can't read his lips. He keeps his face composed and his voice flat enough to crack stone.

"Naomi Grace Caldwell. Do you have any idea what you are doing. Six hundred guests. Three senators. The Whitlocks have known us since your grandfather's day. You are going to walk back down those steps, you are going to take Pierce's hand, and you and I are going to have a conversation in the back room about every dollar of this wedding."

[Pierce is Wharton, two years at the firm, the right name, the right people — what is wrong with this girl? Cold feet. Has to be cold feet. The Whitlocks will never sit at our table again if she walks off this stage.]

I look at my father.

In my father's world, the family name has always outranked his daughter's word. I just got the receipt.

Pierce comes up the steps with Lyla half a pace behind him. His face has been adjusted into something sorrowful and confused, the face of a man being publicly wronged by a woman who recently took a knock to the skull.

"Nomi, sweetheart. There's been a misunderstanding. Four years. You can't throw four years away in front of all our families."

"Nomi, please." Lyla's eyes are red on cue. "If I did something wrong — if I hurt your feelings — tell me, I'll fix it, please don't take it out on Pierce."

[Keep selling it. Get her to the church. Once she's married there are a thousand ways for her to die in an accident.]

[The stupid girl. She thinks I'm her sister. People sell her out and she can't even see it.]

Matched pair of vipers. The two of them harmonize like they were bred for it.

I don't look at them. I look at my father.

"Daddy. If I told you that your favorite son-in-law has been planning to take everything we own as soon as I am dead — would you still tell me he's a good boy."

Daddy stops.

Pierce's blood goes out of his face like a plug pulled.

"Naomi, that is slander —"

"Slander." I let myself laugh, one short note. "Then let's go ahead and pull up the joint operating account. Tell me where the one-point-two million you wired offshore last Tuesday is sitting right now. The one you took out under the line item honeymoon villa deposit."

"One-point-two million." Daddy's face changes shape.

Daddy is, before he is anyone's father, a man who reads a balance sheet faster than he reads a room. The number lands first.

Pierce's eyes start moving sideways the way they do when he is choosing a story.

"That money was a deposit on the suite at the Cap Juluca and the private charter to Anguilla. I told Naomi. I told her three different times."

[God damn it. How does she know about that wire. I made it perfectly clean. That was the appetizer. How did she even find the appetizer.]

I watch the performance with the kind of attention I'd give a mediocre play.

"Did you tell me. I don't seem to remember."

"I have the booking confirmations on my phone. Hold on. I will pull them up right now." His hand goes for his jacket pocket like an honest man's would.

[Thank God I built the fake confirmations last week. They'll hold up at a glance.]

"That won't be necessary," I say. "I had the bank freeze the account this morning. I also called the FBI."

Pierce's hand stops halfway to his pocket.

"The FBI." His voice cracks on it. "Nomi. Honey. For one wire."

"For one wire." I tilt my head. "Moving marital assets offshore in the days before the wedding. Conspiring to steal a family trust. Trying to have me killed. Are these still small things, in your view."

The word killed changes the temperature in a room of six hundred people the way nothing else can.

My mother covers her mouth. Daddy goes from angry-father to something colder, the face I have seen him put on in deposition rooms exactly twice, both times the lawyer on the other side resigned within the year.

Pierce loses control of his sentences.

"I haven't — Nomi, you got hit by a chandelier two hours ago, you're not making sense, you have a concussion —"

Lyla jumps in like a backup singer. "She's not herself, Mr. Caldwell, please, Pierce loves her, the idea that he would ever —"

[She knows. Oh my God she knows. The chandelier. She knows about the chandelier. We are finished, we are done, we are done.]

Lyla's panic plays like a string quartet inside her skull. I could listen to it all night.

I turn to her. I make my face soft.

"He loves me, doesn't he. You'd know better than anyone, Lyla. After all — once I'm dead, my husband and my trust, those both belong to you. Don't they. My best friend."

Lyla's face goes the color of milk. Her lipstick stays where it was. Nothing else does.

Daddy is not a slow man. He has watched two faces do the same thing inside ten seconds and the math is finished.

He turns toward the back of the ballroom and lifts one hand. "Hank."

Old Hank Reeves is already moving down the side aisle, two members of the security detail behind him in suits that don't quite fit over their shoulder rigs. Hank has been my father's executive assistant since before I was born. He does not look at Pierce or Lyla. He looks at my father, and my father gives him the small nod that means contain.

"Nobody leaves," Hank says, polite as Sunday. He puts a hand at Pierce's elbow, the way a man puts a hand on a horse he has decided to lead. The other detail member finds Lyla's elbow.

The wedding has formally become something else.

Pierce makes one last try, voice pitched at the cheap seats. "Mr. Caldwell, sir. Listen to me. Naomi has not been right since the chandelier hit her. She is hearing things. She is hearing voices —"

I watch his mouth shape the word chandelier and feel the corner of mine cool.

"That's right," I tell him. I take one step closer. "I'm hearing things. I'm hearing things so well I can hear what you're thinking right now, every dirty rotten word of it."

I keep my voice even.

"Pierce. Take a guess. That chandelier this morning — was that really an accident."

His pupils blow wide.

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