Koala Novels

Chapter 1

The Envelope on the Carpet

I funded Archer Sloane Hale anonymously for seven years.

He climbed out of a Central Valley trailer park to A-list, and every Variety profile said the same thing — he was looking for the girl from before the fame, the one who wrote him through every winter.

The girl he found was my college roommate, Wren Selby. She had taken credit on the record.

I went to his Burbank press junket to hand him a contract that would have saved his career from the studios closing in. He had security drag me out and sneered into a livestream feed pushing to fourteen million viewers.

I didn't explain.

Archer doesn't know I never funded him out of love.

Only that his eyes, in the first photo he ever sent me, looked exactly like a dog I lost when I was sixteen.

The contract he kicked into the trash was in another young man's hands by morning.

Security has me by both elbows before I clear the second row.

Archer is up on the dais in a white suit, lit from above, his face cold-toned and almost surgical under the rig. The Burbank junket room is packed — Variety, Deadline, an open YouTube livestream feed running in the corner of my eye.

Seven years ago he sent me a photograph through Mrs. Marsh's home address. A boy in a hoodie washed colorless, sitting on the steps of a buckling porch in Vintner's Bluff. A puppy with a splinted hind leg in his lap. Eyes wet at the camera.

The eyes looked like Archer.

Archer was my border collie. I lost him in a low fog on the canyon road when I was sixteen. I drove that road for two years afterward.

A year after the dog, I clicked on a scholarship-application photo at the Sequoia Hearth Foundation portal because the boy's first name was the same as the dog's. I funded him from there. Tuition, board, dental work nobody had asked me to pay for. Through high school. Through Juilliard's summer intensive. Through the audition tape that put him at Sundance.

I never met him. He knew me as V.

Today I am here because his old management has been slow-walking his contract for three months. Hollow Year is hung up; the Marvel slot's leverage is starting to slip. I have a fourteen-page envelope in my hand. Talent holding deal plus first-look option, Lumen Vane Pictures. If he signs, I can pull two production sets and a brand-safe rehab plan out of a drawer by Friday.

He has not opened the envelope.

His publicist steps in front of me, hand at my shoulder. Joel Pry, soft voice, perfect teeth.

"Ms. Marchetti. Don't make this a moment."

He says it loud enough for the front row.

"Archer's already met the woman who actually got him here."

I follow the line of his glance.

Wren is in the front VIP row. She is wearing a navy Hartwell Academy hoodie I altered when I was sixteen, the cuff hand-stitched with a small lowercase v. in cream thread. I let out the sleeves myself, by hand, on a Sunday afternoon in a dorm I would never see her in. I shipped it to Vintner's Bluff inside a winter care package the year he turned fifteen.

The hoodie swallows her. She has rolled the sleeves twice and they still hang at her knuckles.

Her eyes are wet on cue.

"Iris," she says, very softly. Mic'd. "I know your family has money. But you can't buy him."

The flashbulbs hit in a single wave.

Archer's face goes flat as setting plaster.

"Get her out."

I don't fight.

The envelope slips out of my hand on the way and lands open on the red carpet, pages fanning. Archer looks down. Then he steps on it. The mud from his sole drags across the front sheet. He bends, picks the envelope up with two fingers, and drops it into the bin by the riser.

"And keep her out of my sight."

By the time the press doors swing closed behind me I'm in the lobby and then on the curb and then the rain is just starting.

My phone lights up.

#ArcherSloaneRichGirlStalker

#WrenSelbyForever

#TheRealMuseStory

I open the replay.

Archer, into the open mic, eyes level on a camera that isn't mine:

"I've seen this kind before. Rich women who think writing a couple of checks ten years ago means they get to buy their way into the story."

I smile.

He doesn't know.

What he kicked into that trash wasn't an old debt.

It was his last way out.

Wren calls before I'm out of the parking garage.

The trending count is at three by the time I take it. Her voice is pitched low, sweet at the edges, the way she used to ask if I wanted the last of the cold brew.

"Iris. Don't be mad at me."

I have the envelope on the passenger seat, the cover sheet streaked brown. I am working a microfiber cloth across the front in slow lines.

"Archer needed a clean story so badly. I'm helping him. I'm helping you, too. A Marchetti shouldn't be in a tabloid about a man."

She pauses, like she is waiting for me to break.

I am watching a billboard on Wilshire roll a still of the two of them. The line under it says Seven Years of Letters. The Real Origin Story Hollywood Couldn't Manufacture If It Tried. AcademyAccountsHQ already has the listicle up. Pop Crave will have the next pass before midnight.

True love survives the rise.

I am bored.

"Wren. That hoodie is mine."

She laughs.

"Every person on the internet thinks it's mine."

A beat.

"I've seen your emails, Iris. The ones to Mrs. Marsh. I've seen the wire copies from Sequoia Hearth. You didn't actually think anonymous was safe, did you."

We shared a suite at Stanford for four years. She knew I sent a wire on the first of every month. She knew I shipped books and winter coats through a teacher in Vintner's Bluff. She knew I had no plan to ever meet him.

That is why she walked in on him.

I am a Marchetti with no public motive for a tell-all. She did the math.

"Iris, please don't make this a thing. I'm the benefactor on his record now. Whatever paper you put up, his fans will say it's forged. Your last name will say it's bought."

In the background of the line, Archer says, "Wren. Come here."

She says, "Coming, baby," in the voice she used to use on dorm-floor RAs.

Then she gives me one more.

"By the way. That little silver tag you sent him? I'm wearing it. He says it suits me."

My hand stops on the cloth.

Tag.

That isn't a piece of jewelry.

That is Archer's spare collar tag — the one I had cut at thirteen at a strip-mall engraver in Pasadena, sterling, stamped on the back. I shipped it to him in year four, after he wrote me a letter saying a stray he'd been feeding had died and he couldn't make himself eat for two days. I sent it because I thought a person who had lost something might know what to do with what was left.

The back is stamped:

ARCHER. COME HOME. — IRIS

And an old 626 number I have kept active for seven years.

I take the call off speaker. I pull over on Pico and I open my contacts.

"Lo."

Lo Reyes picks up on one ring. She is in the war room with a cold brew at 9 p.m. on a Tuesday because she is Lo.

"Boss."

"Send the Storm Track package to Cyrus Wen. Full talent holding deal, first-look on Hollow Year, three-year. Tonight. I want it on his desk by midnight."

Two seconds of silence.

"You're done waiting on Archer."

"I'm done waiting on Archer."

"Reason for the file?"

I look up at the billboard on Wilshire. The silver tag is around Wren's neck on a still she put on her grid last week. The engraved face is flush against her collarbone. From this angle it reads as a vintage thrift find.

"He didn't earn it."

Cyrus comes into the Wilshire conference room with the brim of a beanie pulled low.

He is twenty-four. He has done three streaming bit parts and one indie that ate itself in post. His old management dropped him in May because he wouldn't carry an Instagram. He came up from Bakersfield. He puts his sister's insulin on his card.

He reads the contract envelope on the table. The cover sheet still has a tea-brown smear across it from the Burbank carpet. The mud has dried into the texture of the paper.

He gets to page nine.

"Performance-based."

"Yes."

"Number one on Storm Track's six-week ratings cohort, I get the Hollow Year lead and Lumen Vane gives me a producing slot."

"Yes."

"Miss the floor, you claw back twenty-five percent of my commissions for three years."

"Yes."

He flips the page back, looks at me. Not at Lo. At me.

"This was Archer Hale's."

"He didn't take it."

"Why me."

I don't soften it.

"You're broke, you're hungry, and you're clean."

He looks at me a second longer than men usually do, then he laughs once, dry, in the back of his throat.

"That's the most flattering thing anyone's ever said to me."

I don't answer. Lo slides a tablet across.

Wren's grid has a new post. A flat-lay: yellowed pages spread on a marble surface, photographed from above with daylight balance. The top sheet is the first letter I ever wrote Archer, opened, the script visible in the shot.

Dear Archer — Walk forward. Don't look back. — V.

The caption: seven years of these. saved in a shoebox under his bed.

Comments are crying.

Cyrus glances down, glances up, eyes a degree cooler.

"She lifted these from you."

I look at him.

He shuts up and picks up the pen and signs.

His signature is heavy at the down-stroke.

Before Lo can call legal, the door opens hard enough to bang.

Wren is past reception, sunglasses up, two camera operators behind her in matching black t-shirts. One has a stabilized rig. The other has the boom. Her lavalier mic is clipped at her collarbone and her phone in her left hand is the streaming hub. She is broadcasting live.

She steps into frame at a careful angle that puts me at the head of the table.

"Iris," she says, very small. "I'm not here to fight. I just want you to stop hurting him."

Cyrus is standing without me asking him to.

Wren registers him, then frowns the tiniest amount.

"You signed someone else."

A wounded look.

"You told me yesterday you wanted to help Archer."

The chat is moving fast in the corner of her screen.

iris marchetti is so disgusting

can't get the man so she's propping up a backup

who tf is this guy

rich girl meltdown

I put my hand on Cyrus's wrist. Sit down.

I look directly into Wren's hub camera and I let my mouth lift on one side.

"Wren. I love that necklace."

Her face freezes for less than half a second.

"Archer gave it to me."

"Mm."

I nod, slow.

"Don't take it off tonight. The number on the back. You'll want to keep it active."

Her lip twitches.

I cross to the door and hold it for her.

The chat is still cursing me when the door shuts.

Cyrus, low: "Boss. You're patient."

I pick the contract back up.

"It isn't patience."

"It's the knife hasn't dropped yet."

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