Koala Novels

Chapter 4

Trash Where It Came From

Wren breaks on a live feed at 11:42 p.m. Pacific.

"I didn't mean it — I just — I love him — I was afraid if he knew, he wouldn't look at me at all —"

Nobody buys it.

Because she didn't only borrow.

She wore my hoodie. She showed my letters. She took the tag I gave a fifteen-year-old boy. She built a three-year career out of an origin story that wasn't hers and put her name on the foundation circuit and the Vanity Fair essay grid and the sustainable-fashion launches.

Archer's face is darker than hers.

He kills his mic on camera and stands up and walks off set.

The lavalier on his collar isn't off yet.

Six seconds of audio bleed onto the live feed before a producer manages the cut.

ARCHER (low, furious): Why did you lie to me.

WREN (broken): You did it to yourself, Archer. You came to me with that picture. You asked me if I was V. Did I say I was. I didn't have time to explain. You loved being the boy who got saved. You don't get to make this all my fault.

The internet rips that audio out of the broadcast feed and runs it for forty million plays in twelve hours.

The narrative is now a different story entirely.

so he never actually verified

he wasn't looking for a benefactor, he was looking for a girlfriend the studio could brand

iris marchetti was publicly humiliated on a livestream so a man could keep a costume on

My name moves from the dogpile column into the apology square. People I have never met come into my Instagram replies in waves.

Iris I'm so sorry I said anything

queen we didn't know

ARCHER HALE OWES YOU A PUBLIC APOLOGY

I don't post.

By 2 a.m. Archer's management has yanked their statement and put up a replacement.

Following emerging information, we regret the inconvenience experienced by Ms. Marchetti and are taking the matter under internal review.

Lo reads it standing in my doorway with one hand on her hip.

"Inconvenience."

She is laughing in a way that is mostly fury.

"They're calling a livestreamed defamation campaign an inconvenience."

I forward the statement to Asha.

"No settlement conversations."

Inconvenience.

At 12:18 a.m. front desk pages up to my floor.

Archer is in the lobby.

He has been sitting in the lobby for two hours.

When I step out of the elevator he stands up. He has bruises under his eyes that are not stage makeup.

"Iris."

It is the first time he has said my name in person.

In the letters he had only ever called me V. He had imagined a Mrs. Marsh-aged figure and a Mrs. Marsh-warm voice. He addressed me, in his head, as V. — the way you address a saint you are not supposed to see in daylight.

I stop short of him.

"Iris. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you."

"You know now."

He flinches like the floor moved.

"Wren lied to me. I'll handle her."

"That's your problem."

"Can we — can we talk. About the deal. Please."

He pulls a manila envelope out of his bag. The cover sheet has dried tea-brown across the front. The corner is curled.

"I'll sign."

The envelope is the same envelope. Same mud. Same fingerprints from the Burbank carpet.

I look at it.

"Too late."

His voice cracks at the edge.

"You haven't placed it yet. The slot's open. Hollow Year hasn't been recast."

"It's placed."

"With who."

The elevator behind me dings.

Cyrus steps out with the Tuesday-night Storm Track ratings pull in one hand and a printout of Wednesday's brand-deal multipliers in the other. He sees Archer. He doesn't break stride.

"With me."

Archer looks at Cyrus the way you look at a man you have decided to dislike before he has finished a sentence.

Cyrus does not move.

They are the same height. Archer is polished out to within an inch of his face — even now, at 12:30 a.m., the highlighter is still on his cheekbones. Cyrus has a healing scab through one eyebrow and is wearing a hoodie that has been washed too many times.

Archer laughs once, short.

"Iris. You're so determined to make a point you're propping up this guy."

Cyrus, low and level.

"By this guy are you referring to the contract performer, or to the person who didn't have his patron dragged out of a room."

Archer's mouth closes.

I almost laugh.

Lo bites the inside of her cheek.

Archer turns to me. The voice goes soft.

"Iris. There were a thousand cameras in that room. Wren wouldn't stop crying. I got it wrong. I'd been told a different story. I'm sorry."

I let the silence hold for a second.

"You didn't get me wrong."

"Iris — "

"You never thought it could be me."

He doesn't have anything for that.

Because in the picture he had been carrying around inside his head for a year, his benefactor was small, soft, low-income, gratefully looking up at him. She wore borrowed sweaters. She cried when his Marvel option came through. She thanked him in a Vanity Fair sit-down for letting her into his story.

Not a thirty-one-year-old woman in a suit who runs the studio his contracts cross.

Not a woman who would put a contract in his hand and a knife behind it.

I take the envelope from him.

His eyes brighten by a sliver.

I tear it down the middle.

The pages tear together because they have been stapled. The mud-brown cover sheet comes apart along the staple line. I drop both halves in the chrome bin by the front desk.

"Back where it came from."

His face goes empty.

"You're really doing this."

"Mr. Hale, this is the Lumen Vane lobby."

I look past him.

"Front desk — please show our guest out."

The two security guys on the night shift step around the desk. One of them, the older one, takes Archer by the elbow with the practiced softness of someone who has worked the door at the Beverly Wilshire.

Six days ago he was on a dais in Burbank, looking down at me from a lit riser, telling a man with a clip-on tie to get her out.

Now he is on a lobby floor in the Lumen Vane building with a hand at his elbow and a camera in the ceiling.

He grits his teeth.

"Iris. I am not done. I am not nothing."

I nod.

"I wish you every success."

He turns. His back is held very straight on the walk out.

Lo makes a small noise like a kettle starting to whistle.

"Even now he postures."

Cyrus has been looking at the torn contract in the bin.

"Boss. That felt good."

"Mm."

I look at his knee. The bandage is fresh.

"You healed."

"No."

"Then why are you walking around."

He hands me the ratings pull.

"Came to tell you in person. Storm Track pre-registrations broke ten million. I'm leading the second-place finisher by four times."

I take the page. His name is at the top of the audience-vote column.

"Not bad."

He looks at me. There is a half-second when his face is something I haven't seen on it before.

"Boss. I won't make you lose."

I close the page.

"You'd better not."

By Friday, the watch brand and the cologne brand have both pulled Archer's contracts.

Each statement uses the same phrase. In light of recent public concerns regarding the artist's representation. A spec house insurance line drops the campaign quietly. HBO recasts the limited series he'd been attached to. Variety runs a piece on the rehabilitation difficulty of muse-narrative pivots.

The fans go to work on Wren next.

A user on Reddit pulls a thread. r/PopCultureChat picks it up. By Sunday there is a sixty-eight-image carousel making the rounds: the Vanity Fair sit-down (2022). The mental-health-app brand deal (2023). The sustainable-fashion launch (2024). The bookmark she gave at a teen book club in Brooklyn (mine, from my Stanford freshman dorm shelf). The fountain pen in her PopSugar desk-tour (mine, the Pilot Custom 823 my mother gave me at seventeen). The scarf in her Sundance carousel two Januaries ago (a Loro Piana cashmere I shipped to Mrs. Marsh in 2019).

The thread title is simple.

Wren Selby didn't just take credit one time. She has been stealing from Iris Marchetti since college.

A comment at the top:

Iris thought she was a roommate. Wren thought Iris was a content mine.

Wren tries to disappear.

We don't let her.

Asha's team files a supplemental complaint with three things attached.

One: timestamped Stanford housing-suite key-card logs, subpoenaed Tuesday, that put Wren in the suite when I was not for hours that line up with my outgoing mail dates.

Two: a screenshot from Wren's own old gaming PC — recovered from a Bay Area pawn shop she sold it through in 2019 — showing her logged into my Gmail at three a.m. on a night I was at the Marchetti Foundation gala. Her IP. My account.

Three: Pasadena DA file open as of Monday morning.

Wren's response is a thirteen-hundred-word post on the Notes app.

I'm just a girl who came from nothing. I don't have her bank account. I don't have her last name. The person I love most in the world didn't even know my name and I was twenty-two and scared and lonely and I let it happen.

The comments do not soften this time.

ma'am you stole emails

broke is not a license to be a thief

you stole seven years of someone else's life and then sold it for brand deals

Archer is now in a different fight. He is not posting about Wren. He is posting a black-and-white still from a practice room. The caption is Starting over.

The replies are uniform.

apologize to iris marchetti

starting over from what, your own livestream sneer

without her you wouldn't have a practice room to start over in

At 11 p.m. Tuesday my phone vibrates with a text from a number I deleted seven years ago and have never been able to remove from my memory.

I want to see you. To apologize in person.

I don't answer.

Thirty minutes later.

I went to the rescue you used to drive to.

My fingertip stops on the screen.

The High Desert Animal Refuge.

The summer the dog disappeared I drove the canyon road to that shelter every Saturday for a year. The director knew my old Land Cruiser and the sound of the tires on her gravel. I have not been back since I was nineteen.

In a letter, when Archer was fifteen, he asked why I called myself V.

I told him I lost a dog in the fog once and never stopped looking.

He remembered.

He remembered too late.

A third message.

Theo says he may have been re-adopted.

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